1. Send postcards. Cheaper and they last forever!
2. Don’t wash your car – keep the number plate dirty!
3. Dog tie the awnings. You don’t want a disaster when driving.
4. Cross the drawbar chains.
5. Take stubbies 4wding, still in their plastic neck.
6. Gaffer tape an absolute must!
7. Email us some more! firstname.lastname@example.org